Tuesday, March 29, 2005

How to catch a mouse

1. Watch mouse stroll across the room and behind the TV

2. Scream, “Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God” to friend on the phone.

3. Sit on the couch and stare at the area around TV

4. Watch mouse try to escape and chicken out

5. When husband gets home, tell him about mouse

6. Watch mouse shoot out and into the spare bedroom

7. Shout “Oh my God! There’s the mouse!”

8. Jump up and follow mouse

9. Put down plastic bags in doorway

10. Tell husband plastic bags won’t catch the mouse

11. Scare mouse out of dark corner

12. Watch as it runs straight into one of the bags

13. Grab bag and twist it shut as husband stands there telling you "Don't let the mouse get away!"

14. Hand over bag/mouse and say “That was fun! Let’s do it again!”

15. Take bag/mouse a mile away from the house next to someone else’s house

16. Say “I can’t believe we caught a mouse in a plastic bag” and laugh

17. Repeat step 16 for the rest of the night


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